Halloween is the perfect time for some terrible dad jokes! Whether you love ghosts, skeletons, vampires, or witches, here are 15 spooky jokes to get you laughing (or groaning).

Let's see how many of these make you laugh!

1. Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.

2. Why did the vampire read the newspaper? He wanted to catch up on the latest bite-sized news.

3. Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them.

4. Why didn't the mummy take a holiday? He was afraid he'd unwind.

5. Why do witches fly on broomsticks? Vacuum cleaners are too expensive.

6. What do you call a fat pumpkin? A plumpkin.

7. Why are graveyards so noisy? Because of all the coffin.

8. What is a ghost's favourite dessert? I-scream.

9. Why did the zombie skip school? He felt rotten.

10. What do you call a witch who lives at the beach? A sand-witch.

11. Why don't vampires ever get sick? They always take their vitamins.

12. What room does a ghost avoid? The living room.

13. Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had nobody to go with.

14. What do you get when you cross a vampire with a snowman? Frostbite.

15. Why did the black cat sit on the computer? It wanted to keep an eye on the mouse.

Now it's your turn! Do you have a favourite Halloween dad joke, or know one that's even worse than these? Share it below!