Halloween is the perfect excuse to talk about horror movies! From masked killers to haunted houses, here are 15 jokes inspired by some of our favourite spooky films.
1. Scream
Ghostface calls you and asks what your favourite scary movie is. You say Scream. He replies, “Good choice. You're going to love the sequel.”
2. Halloween
Michael Myers has been chasing Laurie Strode for decades. At this point, someone should really tell him to get a hobby.
3. A Nightmare on Elm Street
Freddy Krueger is the only villain who can ruin your sleep schedule without even leaving his house.
4. Friday the 13th
Jason Voorhees has been haunting Camp Crystal Lake for years. You'd think the council would have shut the place down by now.
5. Child's Play
Chucky is proof that you should always check the reviews before buying a doll online.
6. The Conjuring
The Warrens walk into a haunted house and immediately start looking for ghosts. I walk into a dark room and immediately look for the light switch.
7. Beetlejuice
Beetlejuice is the only guy who can get famous just by having people say his name three times. Meanwhile, I can't even get someone to reply to my texts.
8. The Nightmare Before Christmas
Jack Skellington discovers Christmas and decides to take over. Imagine if everyone who discovered a new hobby got that enthusiastic.
9. It
Pennywise lives in a sewer and still manages to have a better social life than most of us.
10. The Texas Chain Saw Massacre
The characters hear a strange noise and decide to investigate. Meanwhile, I'd be halfway down the road before the opening credits finished.
11. Hocus Pocus
The Sanderson sisters return after 300 years and immediately start causing trouble. Some people really never change.
12. The Exorcist
After watching this movie, every strange noise in my house becomes a potential supernatural emergency.
13. Poltergeist
The TV starts talking to a little girl, and her family stays in the house. I'd be shopping for a new home before the next commercial break.
14. The Addams Family
The Addams family makes everyone else look like the weird neighbours. Honestly, they're probably the most entertaining people on the street.
15. Ghostbusters
If there's something strange in your neighbourhood, who are you going to call? Not me. I'm not getting paid enough to investigate that.
What's your favourite Halloween movie? And which horror movie character would you least want to meet in real life?
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